Meet Fred

Just an indestructible green Fred with zero chill and no plans for world domination—only pure, unfiltered Fred energy. He was left for dead once, but the funny thing is, what is Fred may never die. Hold Fred, watch it wiggle, and embrace the goo.

Believe in Fred

Fred is inevitable, he is forever.

BUY Fred

soon!

Burn Fred

because why not.
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